please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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