I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
