Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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