I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
