in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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