Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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