i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
The best revenge is premature balding
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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