Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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