Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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