i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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