so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm just crazy horny about you
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
