It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
