took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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