Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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