Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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