just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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