...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
smell my finger.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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