I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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