so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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