You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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