The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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