$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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