Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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