your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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