i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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