bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
