marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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