We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
last night I used snow as a chaser
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