escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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