the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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