think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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