he wants to bone in the snuggie
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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