im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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