She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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