your thong is hanging out like whoa
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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