Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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