check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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