i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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