I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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