just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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