Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
youre lurking in front of me
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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