New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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