Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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