So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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