can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
