Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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