I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
