These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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