she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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