I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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