I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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